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Are you:
Female Male

Which is more satisfying?
Killing a butterfly with a mallet.
Beating a tiger to death with a feather.

You friend calls you to tell you that she just got a tattoo of a rose on her ankle. You respond:
You go girl!
Can I come over to your trailer and look at it?
NOW WE MATCH!!!
That's stupid.

Does anyone like you?
Yes No

Better you than me.
True False

God is:
My #1 friend on MySpace!
Dead.

Which of these drinks are you most likely to order in a bar?
A Wine Cooler
A glass of White Zinfandel
Vodka Tonic
Shot of Tequila

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know:
everything.
nothing.
more than foreigners.
how to win friends and influence people.

Have you ever burned a Barbie, just to watch it burn?
Yes No

If you had one bullet and the following people lined up, who would you shoot?
Mitt Romney
Dr. Phil
Richard Simmons
Yourself

Revenge is:
Sweet.
Bad karma.
All in a days work.
An anagram for 'even erg'.

Do you tell people the truth, even on their Birthday?
Yes No

Your boss sexually harasses you at work. You:
Threaten to report him.
Report him.
Avoid him and/or look for a new job.
Start stealing even more expensive stuff from work.

You like to read:
Satire
Fiction
Nonfiction
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